Single

(Noun) : A man who makes jokes about woman in the kitchen.

Men: Hey baby, how many man does it take to open a beer?
Woman: One?
Men: Nope, none. It should be open by the time she brings it!
Woman: It does now, you're single :D

by anghac93 September 4, 2012

singlewide trailerese

A hate-filled American dialect replete with expletives, frequently directed to minorities, Muslims, Jews, and the LGBTQ community, spoken principally by uneducated Southern Whites who voted for Trump.

When Perry asked for the woman’s name, she said in fluent singlewide trailerese “You’re not getting my name. You’re getting a fuck you. Because you don’t give it as it really is. You don’t give it or portray it as it really is: A good man, with a good, awesome heart who traveled the world, feeding the kids. You fucking motherfucker.” said to CSNBC reporter Cal Perry by an unnamed white female Trump supporter on Nov. 10, 2016, while Perry was reporting on an Anti-Trump demonstration in Manhattan

by Octopus Knight November 11, 2016

single stat mispice

someone who is tryna pick up random hoes on myspace.com

Lurt is a single stat mispice therefore is a V-Club Lifer

by eddie the man held July 9, 2007

Singleocity

Singleocity-noun- The act(and belief) of being single for as long as you wish because you believe you are just fine on your own.

Jack- Hey Jill, I really like you and you're really cute.. would you like to be my gilrfriend?

Jill-Sorry, Jack. You're a swell guy and all, but I believe in Singleocity!

Jack-Singleocity? What's that?

Jill-Singleocity.. hm.. Well, I believe that I can do just fine without a boyfriend,but dates and flirting are fine! and I don't like committing to relationships and all that jazz because they're just so much hassle!

by JessicaAlysun October 1, 2008

singleize

to break up with someone and then be single

i just singleized myself!!

by oh em geeze November 7, 2009

Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.

Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."

by Terpsichore February 18, 2010

Single Suspenders

When a woman's g-string is showing from both sides of her pants, usually very high, giving the appearence of suspenders. These showcase her availability and wanting.

Chelsea was looking good with her single suspenders, Brian knew he had a chance.

by Fromagnum June 20, 2010