by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022
Get the The Simpsonsmug. sturgill simpson is the absolute best new country singer that has ever fucking lived. too bad he fucked up his throat.
by thegodlog October 8, 2022
Get the sturgill simpsonmug. A god forsaken tv show with zero continuity that’s been airing for 3 fucking decades. My dad watched this as a teenager and he is in his 50s now. I mean seriously, is Homer that interesting of a character? Who actually watches this shit??
by Janny478 March 15, 2024
Get the The Simpsonsmug. by OH my God DADDY November 30, 2016
Get the Simpson Syndromemug. Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
by Bwian The First November 29, 2021
Get the Guy Simpson 3mug. The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee
by queensburykid April 11, 2024
Get the Nicole Simpson Techniquemug. The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.
The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.
by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024
Get the The Simpsons Cursemug.