Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

Ref Sheet

A shortened version of "Reference Sheet", a piece of art traditionally used within the Furry Fandom to represent one's fursona to be used in other commissioned work. These sheets are used to represent a character's unique personality, species, name, and markings.

"Hey, I would like to commission a badge."
"Do you have a ref sheet I can use?"
"Yep, here it is:"

by WolfoYang February 18, 2024

nicking sheet

UK slang for an Adjudication sheet handed to prisoners who have committed an offence while in custody.

‘I got a nicking sheet for telling that screw she smells like shit’

by drillerfromthemsides February 23, 2024

Sheet-Fiend

A Sheet-Fiend is someone who goes places just to try and have sex with as many people as he can while they are there. Common places these people go to are Night clubs, parties, strip clubs, essentially they go to places where there's gonna be a lot of horny people.

"Yo did you see what Jacob was doing last night at the party?"
"No, What was he doing this time?"
"He was being a TOTAL Sheet-Fiend"
"Sounds about right"

by DevilsReject02 March 20, 2024

Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.

He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

Jason Sheets

The type of person to hookup with old ladies and Dollar General lot lizards. They're usually middle aged bald men who listen to remixes of already existing music and think they're high rollers but are actually broke due to their miller tall boy addiction.

Hey look at that guy getting his peen swallowed by that granny he must be a Jason Sheets

by Idiotcowboy69 December 3, 2025