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Get the Venmo in the sheets mug.Sheet-tea is a tea made from Goatweed aka Woolly Croton. The tea was used as a medicine for fighting fevers and colds. The origins come from fragmented and rapidly disappearing oral history of the indigenous blacks of North America.
The plant Woolly Croton is considered poisonous by scientist and there is no written uses for this plant or none that can be easily found.
The tea was prepared by placing a large pot of water over fire, turning off the fire once the water is boiling then placing the entire plant in the pot and covering it for 15-30 minutes or until the water darkens.
The plant Woolly Croton is considered poisonous by scientist and there is no written uses for this plant or none that can be easily found.
The tea was prepared by placing a large pot of water over fire, turning off the fire once the water is boiling then placing the entire plant in the pot and covering it for 15-30 minutes or until the water darkens.
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Get the Sheet-tea mug.Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.
Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”
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Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
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