a weapon that is used to bother sharks, preferably resulting in the shark attacking you and leaving bite marks on your side
I have this thing called a Shark Rocket and I shoot it at them. And it really annoys sharks. And then I just wade there in the water and they come at me. But I'm really good at eluding them. I know this hip move, it's something porpoises do and I then I pretend that I have a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills. And it really is effective. I just punched it and it let me go. And tell me there's no time in your life when you swim faster than when a fuckin' shark lets you go, your just like "Aahhh no," you're on the beach, "Aahhh no!" Fucking shark let's you go and if you don't get pussy with that story, "You want to see my scar?"
by Yosef Yelen May 20, 2006
Get the shark rocketmug. anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.
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A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
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A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"
"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
by Yvonne ginger October 18, 2008
Get the Placenta Sharkmug. by Sandstorm81 December 6, 2019
Get the Shiitake Sharkmug. The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.
Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
Get the Shark-Nosingmug. a garbage song that is the most watched video on youtube it has a lot of dislikes because how garbage it is
by bigbballs November 4, 2021
Get the baby sharkmug. by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019
Get the Brown sharkmug. A variant of sharking, low sharking is the practice of forcefully removing an unsuspecting woman’s skirt, either by lifting it up or pulling it down, thus exposing her underwear. Popular in Japan, and usually filmed and posted on the internet. In some cases, the woman’s underwear is also removed, and the camera gets a close up of her pussy. It is also common that the assailant will begin to assault her by fingering her or rubbing, licking, and or slapping her cunt. This is not to be confused with Top Sharking, in which the top is removed to expose the woman’s tits.
We saw some guys Low Sharking a woman today. They lifted up her skirt and took off her panties. The guys let us come over and we got to slap the bitch’s cunt. It was awesome!
by Apple Seeds 360 January 7, 2021
Get the Low Sharkingmug.