The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".
Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...
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Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
by ff69 April 27, 2024
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Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”
by thekingggg April 28, 2024
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Nigs: yo homes i heard you brutally shot down a 5 year old inside of a walmart using a p90?
Nigs the 2nd: nah nigga that was some other dumbass mofo
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Nigs: tis truly Schrodinger's nigga
by ssmokingisbad April 29, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's Nigga mug.A shrödingers opinion is an opinion that may or may not be ironic or not serious. The true meaning of a shrödingers opinion is unknown until you confront the person who uttered it.
Individuals who use shrödingers opinions are usually socially handicapped and cannot read the room therefore having to rely on the safety net that is a shrödingers opinion to avoid any disagreement at all costs.
Individuals who use shrödingers opinions are usually socially handicapped and cannot read the room therefore having to rely on the safety net that is a shrödingers opinion to avoid any disagreement at all costs.
Joe: “Man, I love this song”
Bob: “what? I don’t like it at all”
Joe: “bro, don’t you understand irony?
Bob: “you all ways fucking do this”
Joe has a Shrödingers opinion.
Bob finds this out the hard way.
Bob: “what? I don’t like it at all”
Joe: “bro, don’t you understand irony?
Bob: “you all ways fucking do this”
Joe has a Shrödingers opinion.
Bob finds this out the hard way.
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by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024
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Friend 1: “Hey man what’s ur roomate up to”
Friend 2: “I don’t know, he was rotting when I left, so I guess it’s just a Schrodingers’ Rotter situation”
Friend 1: “What’s Schrodingers’Rotter”
Friend 2: When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
Friend 2: “I don’t know, he was rotting when I left, so I guess it’s just a Schrodingers’ Rotter situation”
Friend 1: “What’s Schrodingers’Rotter”
Friend 2: When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
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