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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.
Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!
by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017
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screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf
Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos
by benfeather December 31, 2023
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Why Do I Hear Screaming?

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.
by VixenSynth_ February 19, 2023
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Screaming foreman

The act of sticking your erect tallywhacker into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .
“I sure do a screaming foreman to set myself up right for the day” exclaimed Irwin
by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022
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uber scream

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.
person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.
by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021
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eternally scream

when you fail so bad you just scream so loud it breaks eardrums
i failed my test, i just want to eternally scream
by Dat_cracked_voice_boy April 19, 2018
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