Scoop noodle

Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.

Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum

by Codterms101 April 11, 2023

Dive-Scoop

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)

Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*

by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010

Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.

Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.

by Darkmeat June 8, 2025

Scooped

When you get roasted or bashed very badly.

Leo: your ugly
Lizzy: that's why yo mama is in a coma
Random Person: Damn he just got scooped

by spisyboi September 22, 2021

Poopity Scoop

scoop diddy whoop
whoop de scoop de poop
poopty scoopty, scoopty whoop
whoopity scoop woop poop
poop diddy whoop scoop
poop! poop!
scoopity whoop
whoopity scoop
whoopity scoop poop

Bro really said poopity scoop, what the fuhhh, Kanye West is on acid.

by TYNIKSO March 19, 2025

Scoop n’ Score

A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.

And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

by Cyclonic Torpedo January 3, 2024

alley-scoop

When a hockey player scoops the puck up off the ice, from behind the goal net, lifts it over the top of the net and another player is able to slap the puck into the net for a goal scoring play.

Trevor Zegras made an alley-scoop to Sonny Milano who hit the puck out of mid-air, into the goal for a score.

by Spanky D December 13, 2021