Stoned as a brick

when your so stoned and you feel so solid

Dude you look as stoned as a brick

by Dom1441 December 14, 2018

Scone

A type of cake that creates a huge argument about how you pronounce it.

Hey how do you pronounce scone?

by Rainyah January 8, 2019

scone

dead posh fuckers who go to grammar school pronounce it like this instead of scon

oh ya! jolly good old sport, how was the cricket? pass me a scone why don’t you? top hat dear fellow! ya!

by yourcreatureofthedark March 2, 2019

Stoned

Being fucked (literally, emotionally and or psychologically)

Hayley asked to be stoned, but that’s not the sort of stoning that the Arab man is talking about 😉
Smoking marijuana

by Romeo13579 June 9, 2019

SCONER

The term for an erection, caused by a scary reason.

I was so scared, but it was also pretty hot. It gave me a sconer.

by StephoSlash June 25, 2019

Scone

A hard cookie.

Me: This cookie is too soft :O
Person: Have a scone
Me: Whats a scone
Person: A hard cookie

by Hercules girl June 26, 2019

stoned santa

The best place to get Personalized handmade gifts and string art and all forms of personalized gifting done. Stoned Santa is the holy mecca for getting handmade gifts for you and your loved ones.

I just got my perfect Gift from Stoned Santa.

by trippyentrepreneur July 9, 2019