Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012

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San Roman

Group of idiots

"Hey come on guys don't be a San Roman!"

by noodles.18 August 31, 2013

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Roman Era

Roman Era is an era when a person plays a certain game for more than 2 hours and not responding to any of your texts.

Luda: Ugh my friend is playing Sims and not responding to any of my text
Jiafei: She is in her Roman Era

by LeeLuda January 16, 2023

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The Roman Try

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.

Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*

by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

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Romanating

To ponder perturbingly about the former Roman Empire.

Person A: "Honey, try some of this. It's really good".

Person B: "Really? It looks weird".

Person A: "When in Rome...."

Person B: "When in Rome we can eat until we're throwing up and then start a new meal".

Person A: 😒 "Stop Romanating and try the fucking thing".

by William_Shakingspear October 11, 2023

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