v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
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Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad May 28, 2011
I agree with that sentiment or that concept will be acceptable.
In sarcastic use: Damn, bitch? or Damn bitch, where did that come from? or Check out this crazy bitch.
In sarcastic use: Damn, bitch? or Damn bitch, where did that come from? or Check out this crazy bitch.
Woman: Ryan, I really hate that you are late everytime you come over. Can you at least try to be on time next time? I really feel this is indicative of larger issues.
Ryan: Rogers on that!
Ryan: Rogers on that!
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A dirty middle-aged guy who proceeds to post naked pictures while engaging in sexual intercourse on Facebook. He often posts on womens' walls exclaiming his love for their vaginal utilities and his wears an expression of angry passion.
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by Dennis Raynor December 03, 2017
The act of licking the underside of the penis from the base by the the balls to the tip of the head.
by The Peruvian Artist December 12, 2018
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"Caleb jolly-rogered my screen without asking me."
"Caleb is such a screen pirate...he constantly hijacks my presentation by taking control of screen share".
"Caleb is such a screen pirate...he constantly hijacks my presentation by taking control of screen share".
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