Hot roast beef

Pull your ass cheeks apart and let someone shit between them. Slam the ass cheeks shut then your partner licks the shit oozing out and this is how he eats a hot roast beef.

Jak fed Brent a hot roast beef after work last night.

by SpicyPino216 January 15, 2022

Squishy Roasting

These are words that Moriah Elisabeth invented, it's used when you say all of the imperfections of a Squishy.

It's time for "Squishy Roasting"!

by Moriah Elisabeth's fan April 29, 2023

going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one March 3, 2011

Urban Dictionary Roast

The action of copying someone else's already unoriginal idea and roasting someone via an urban dictionary definition

Come on man that's the 5th urban dictionary roast this week man, its getting out of hand.

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

Hungarian Pot Roast

Girl or Guy takes a loose crap on a dude's penis and he proceeds to have intercourse with them.

Chili Dawgs are last week bro, you have to try the Hungarian Pot Roast for some sick bed play, yo!

by BarebackJack January 15, 2018

The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."

Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"

by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020

Syracuse spit roast

Same as an Alabama spit roast but no one is related

I lost the Syracuse spit roast cause she bit down at the wrong time.

by bigantsavage February 15, 2021