roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.

After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.

by MLWriter March 28, 2019

going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one March 3, 2011

Oregon Pot Roast

When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot

“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”

by PilotAndPinUp September 30, 2021

roasting your beans

Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them

Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans

by ispillthingz February 22, 2018

Oven Roasted Nuts

When you place your nuts inside of your partners anus and they proceed to fart.

"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"

by Reyx June 28, 2016

Madam Roast Beef

The most handsome streamer in existence! Gaymer! The best friend you can ask for. Always finds a way to make you laugh or smile

Look! it's that gorgeous Madam Roast Beef streaming Fortnite!! He's so handsome!

by BaronEsse January 29, 2021

Hot roast beef

Pull your ass cheeks apart and let someone shit between them. Slam the ass cheeks shut then your partner licks the shit oozing out and this is how he eats a hot roast beef.

Jak fed Brent a hot roast beef after work last night.

by SpicyPino216 January 15, 2022