Spermasaurus Rex

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.

"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"

by YacobEnterprizes March 11, 2014

advertasauros rex

An overweight middle aged person that spends his days watching way to much advertisements.

Enrico: How did Tyler from high school end up?

Haden: I heard he's turned into an advertasauros rex.

by Walrus guy February 07, 2017

badonkamus rex

ba-donk-a-donk rex An alpha female with a bandonkadonk. Such a creature is the apex badonkadonk predator. All other thunder lizards are her prey.

Dayum, she's a badonkamus rex. That caboose got me

by Jay Sniff December 18, 2019

Cuteasauras-rex

Some one that likes dinosaurs and they are really cute

Girl - do you like dinosaurs
Boy-yeah
Girl- so your a cuteasauras-rex

by Mia parsons June 24, 2017

Snatchasaurous Rex

An annoying snatch of a wife who likes to nag about everything and blow up for no reason because she is a psycho and likes to be a whore.

Susie is a snatchasaurous rex so i am getting divorce papers.

by fed up man March 14, 2009

Retardasaurus Rex

Shit you see that makes you want to fuck up the guy who made it.

It's a Retardasaurus Rex!!!

by Marshallmates May 10, 2018

Noobersaures rex

Dinosaur inspired variation of the word "noob" (meaning newbie). Used to refer to someone who is big, old and bad at achieving a particular task.

"Look at your grandpa trying to figure out how to use his phone. What a noobersaures rex!"

by Smogo January 01, 2016