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Rabbit

Rabbit: A number one top gun, in the name of justice, John Q. Public can trust us. Hail to thee dear old Paroon, hail to thee
by Crazy Horse July 14, 2004
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rabbit ears

What you say to someone when you want them to dole out the contents of their pants pockets by pulling them completely out, hence, the pockets will give the appearance of 'rabbit ears. Works best when used in a very threatening or demanding tone.
"Show me what you got in your pockets kid, I wanna see RABBIT EARS right now!"
by Nikki 666 May 31, 2007
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rabbit

a small animal that hops around alot and is hard to catch, is very tasty in stew
that rabbit is doin it with a squirrel!!!
by J Mizzle February 1, 2004
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Feeding the rabbit

A female kneels behind the man and eats his ass while reaching around to stroke his wang
Mary and Phil spent all night in the bedroom, where Mary was feeding the rabbit. Phil had a good night!
by Fred TO July 17, 2006
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Rabies

A disease that causes convulsions and foaming at the mouth. Can be contracted via:

1. being bitten by rabid animal
2. the overconsumption of sugar packets on a wednesday afternoon in the workplace
Coworker 1 "where's aileen today?"

Coworker 2 "oh man, didnt you hear?"

Coworker 1 "no, what happened?"

Coworker 2 "she got the rabies!"

Coworker 1 "what?! how?! doesn't she live in the city??!"

Coworker 2 "no she lives in the bronx, but she didn't get it from being bit by her archnemesis - the evil raccoon, nay - something overcame her yesterday and on a whim she began consuming packet after packet of sugar from our cupboards, likely in an effort to save the world one packet at a time from coming in close contact with the poisonous stuff."

Coworker 2 "it was very graceful. she appeared almost fountain like. it was as close to the trevi fountain i'll ever get. sigh" awkward pause by water cooler
by KWoSaysSo March 10, 2011
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Dead Rabbit Porn

Dead Rabbit Porn is a type of pornography which contains any sexual nature involving dead rabbits. Dead Rabbit porn is usually famous in the antartica and some parts of wales. Mainly areas near Newport. Dead Rabbit porn was first seen DRP.Net but then later shut down for abuse towards rabbits.
Guy1: Omg Lost4468 said his favourite type of porn was dead rabbit porn

Guy2: so what? i love dead rabbit porn
by iLuke July 6, 2010
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penis rabbit

A rather large rabbit with various penis features.
The Penis Rabbit spends most of its time in the middle of grassy african meadows and sucking various 'penis looking things', in their burrows.
The penis rabbit is aprox. 5 inches tall and 7 inches wide.
They tend to eat on foods such as Penis's, cocks, balls, bellends and shafts.
It is very rare to find a vegitarian penis rabbit since these nibble on pubes from the pandagoth, which is located in places such as the USA, Canada, Mexico and the north/south poll since the climates are too hot or too cold for them to survive.

Penis rabbits are found in tree houses in the middle of gassy african meddows.
"Oh my jimmy, you have a penis rabbit nibbling on your 'shaft'"
"Oh - So I do! What a tingling sensation!"
by Sean and Lora January 19, 2008
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