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puckernut 

when you are busted in a lie and your asshole puckers up and your balls shrivel and crawl up your ass in fear or embarrassment
N. Jones caught her spouse with his homely mistress and he turned into a PUCKERNUT in 2.5 seconds!
puckernut by fancifree4me June 3, 2010
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Puck Chaser 

One who chases pucks as an occupation and is interested in male hockey players. A puck chaser usually is infatuated by flickers although she may stand behind her man's hair by defending him under the false pretense of flowing. Either way, a puck chaser is one of the boys, but just under those bulky shoulder pads and itchy polyester jersey there is a semi-attractive and lovable young lady waiting for her prince pucker<3
Puck chaser: OMG!!! you play hockey?!
Hockey player: Uhmm yeah... and i wear peacoats
Puck chaser: Is that hair gel i see flowing your hair back?
Hockey player: It's obviously flicking and NOT flowing!
Puck chaser: You are SO hot!! <3
Puck Chaser by FoxyLady March 14, 2012
A person who is deliberately contrary or pigheaded, or who intentionally picks fights and starts trouble, not because of any deeply held belief, but purely for the joy of causing mayhem or hurting others. Intention may be either malicious or spirited.

From the character of Puck in Shakespeare's Midsummer Nights Dream.
Jack, stop being such a Puck.
Puck by TazCat2k December 24, 2015
Aw, pucksy! I don't remember!
Pucksy! by RayneN January 20, 2017

Puck not pucks 

Racial word to describe a group of canadians.
I hate those puck not pucks.
Puck not pucks by Captain Butt Fart December 12, 2017

Puckerberry 

What’s wrong? You’re sitting funny.

Man, my puckerberry is acting up again.
Puckerberry by rvfvs June 29, 2018