puck

A derogatory term for Canadians. Not that it exists already, I just think it would be cool to start a new term. Also, I have met a few people who don't know the term canuck. Puck, because it's the main point of interest in hocket, a predominantly Canadian sport.

Can you believe this puck, if I hear him say eh again, I'll kick his ass.

by alan June 14, 2004

pucker

The butthole which resembles someones lips when they are puckered up for a kiss which is appropriate for kissing someones ass.

"I mooned Jenni and I spread my asscheeks in order to reveal my pucker, she was grossed out and was freaking, so i assumed she had seen the pucker."

by Caitland August 24, 2006

Phuck

n. an alternate to the word fuck often used in facebook or other social chatrooms and has expanded meaning

you have a fat phucking ass

by 5546 November 20, 2010

k phucker

Some one who replaces the letter C with the letter K and F with Ph.
E.G. Cool > Kool
Fuck > Phuck
Cat > Kat
Fun > Phun

Lewis the K Phucker : I had Phun Phucking that Kool Kat yo.

by Tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm November 6, 2006

phuck

Hacker term: To scramble the contents of a file or hard drive. Loose term for encryption.

I downloaded an mp3 but my isp's filter phucked it. I had to descramble it with UnPhuck.(Progie)

by Monte October 30, 2003

phuck

a really annoying person who texts people even when they ignore the texts.

damn, christine is a real phuck

by killer45000 April 13, 2011

phuck

The politically correct way to use the word "fuck" in an email. Using phuck or phucker or motherphucker does cause throw a red flag in corporate emails.

BBN - "Phuck my motherphucking boss, if I want to heat up chittlings at lunch, I'll heat the phuckers"
Snoflake - "But they smell like phucking crap"

by Big Black & Nasty March 25, 2008