You People

A term to refer to a multiple group of people regardless of race.

Guy 1: What is wrong with you people!
Guy 2: You people!? What do you mean "you people!?" Are you racist!?
Guy 1: I'm talking about your danged family not your danged race, you buffoon!
Guy 2: Coon?! Did you just call me a coon!?

by That'sNotRacistYouBuffoon December 22, 2009

White People Problems

As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.

"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"

This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.

My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.

by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010

drug problem

The situation one finds himself in when the stock of controlled substances runs out.

If not remedied, the situation may lead to intense irritation, boredom, or withdrawal symptoms.

"Why are you always so fucked up? I think you have a drug problem."

"No I don't, I've still got plenty left."

by Twizzz May 27, 2008

People Greeter

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.

"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."

by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005

Old People

Usaully whating tea. In many cases they are yelling at kids from there front porch to pull there pants up. Old People can talk for weeks about the "Old Days" and most important the Great Depression. Old People are like babies they eat, sleep, and poop. Also they smell AWFUL

Whats that smell? It smells like.....OLD PEOPLE, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by Old Person April 1, 2010

Here's the problem...

A common phrase from Hotel Mario used in Youtube Poop. Possibly combined with the next line(s) in the sequence (see below).

Huah-hah! Here's the problem...too many toasters! You know what they say, all toasters...toast toast!

~Hotel Mario

by silver40596 February 8, 2009

Fat People

People who are rejected in society cause their fat and stuff.
Commonly found:
1) Falling off bridges.
2) Getting pushed off bridges.
3) Breaking bridges and therefor falling into the water.
4) The Jerry Springer show

Skinny person 1: Yo dude did you see those Fat People fall into the water!
Skinny person 2: Yeah I heard there was a flood in Paris!
*Both of them laugh*
Fat guy from Paris: Latz' nowt fahny.
*Both skinny people push him into a bridge*

by NFtheAwesomeGuy April 9, 2009