by C-Dizz Fo Shizz January 11, 2004
A self acclaimed skater who:
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves
6. Has a board just for the hell of it
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves
6. Has a board just for the hell of it
Skater: "Dude, leave me alone, I don't want to skate with you."
Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"
Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."
Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"
Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."
by PanzyWarfare November 03, 2009
Kid 1: hey kid with the razor t-shirt on, scooter off that building
Kid 2: no maybe some other time
Kid 1: dude your a pussy poser
Kid 2: no maybe some other time
Kid 1: dude your a pussy poser
by Big Willy Style May 31, 2007
A person who tries to act kewl (kool), but ends up being called "cool" by everyone. "cool"=bad "kewl"=good "kool"=good
Look at Bob, ugh, he's being a cool poser again by wearing those extra tight skinny jeans. Extra tight skinny jeans are so wrong for a person to wear....
by happyblue88 November 01, 2009
Dumb middle aged man on radio: Coming up we got Beggin' by Maneskin only on the best alternative station 103.7!
Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.
Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 20, 2022
Someone who poses for porn, or somebody who likes to stand still for ages...or something. Usually somebody who looks like a skux islanda...and generally never a person who is angus by nature.
1) That guy is really into that porn syn: poser.
2) That syn:poser absolutely skux's the shit out of standing still for ages
2) "I'm a syn: poser and I'm skux and not angus"
2) That syn:poser absolutely skux's the shit out of standing still for ages
2) "I'm a syn: poser and I'm skux and not angus"
by Tommy. H April 11, 2006
1:Look at my new phone!
2:Sweet! I have Verizon too!
1:I run out of minutes really fast though.
2:Prepaid? You shouldn't have gotten poser mobile. Extra dollar a day extra.
2:Sweet! I have Verizon too!
1:I run out of minutes really fast though.
2:Prepaid? You shouldn't have gotten poser mobile. Extra dollar a day extra.
by b.dogg March 09, 2006