Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

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Puddle-Pumper

A Male that Buys or sells but does not use methamphetamine to trade to multiple puddles sluts for sexual favors to get more bang for his buck

Nah that Puddle-Pumper just grabbed a phat sack and too off to skip rocks on these puddle sluts

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

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Wyoming Plumber

The act of opening someones asshole then shitting in it.

I cant go out tonight im doing a Wyoming Plumber

by Ligmasigmagoon18 May 7, 2025

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Dirty plumber

A dirty plumber is when two gay men or straight couple are preforming anal sex whilst one is constipated and they use there penis as a plunger and unclog there asshole

My boyfriend was constipated so i gave him the old dirty plumber

by Yur_stepbro July 7, 2025

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