California Plates

The boob job and lower back tattoo combo, typically found on the bleach-blonde hoochie.

She's on the back of the bike, bright red g-string, bad dye job, California plates front and rear.

by Skins Not Sacks January 19, 2007

captain planet

A commie retard that needs to have his skull thrown into a bone-pile somewhere in Cambodia

If you don't stop trying to ruin America with your commie BS I'm gonna captain planet your ass!

by George Washington March 5, 2004

planeshift

Rediculously buggy (in terms of crashiness, not just innocent server bugs) online game which is free to play. The price is undoubtably right, and it has potential if only it could become stable.

The client has crashed. Would you like to save a diagnostic file?

by Snuffkin February 5, 2005

snakes on a plane

Quite possibly the best movie of all time.

George Bush: Did you hear Snakes on a Plane won 10 oscars?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I mother-fucking did!

by a snake July 25, 2006

snakes on a plane

An idiom which states an increasing amount of danger or tension, similar to "the shit's hitting the fan" only much more terrible and apocalyptic. The phrase is partly ironic, as if to exaggerate the rather mild (though hilarious) premise of the "Snakes on a Plane" movie starring Samuel L Jackson, which has snakes on a plane.

"How bad was the motorway pile-up?" "Let me tell you, it was like snakes on a plane down there."

"How's your relationship with Chloe going?" "It's getting close to being like snakes on a plane man, seriously." "Damn, dude."

by No Carl No November 14, 2005

I have plans

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.

Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!

by Ketch January 2, 2009

droppin' plates

Disturbed song making a reference to the noise and impact resulting from dropping plates of weight from a barbell, comparing their music and attitude to the heavy drop of plates, much like a rap group might say "this how we do, son."

"Disturbed in the house, we're droppin' plates
...
"'Cause when you hear this shit, you'll get to steppin'
Gonna fight the war, and use my music as a weapon!"

by Wasser_spiegel October 20, 2006