Road Pirate

A road pirate is a person that is employed by the state to steal money from you as you drive. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, parking lots or speeding past you on the road. Their cars are equipped with sirens and lights to scare you into pulling over when they are behind you. Their cars also have cages in them where they will place you to transport you to a larger cage.

I was stopped by a road pirate today while driving to work. He said I was speeding and threatened to put me in a cage unless I sent money to his employers.

Road Pirate by krazimu May 10, 2014

weed pirate 

a person whos always looking for a smoke out and will try any links to get high and will even ditch friends typicaly known as an asshole.

ring ring yo what up dude

hey you got any budd?

no

well... you got any cigs?

no

beep (hangs up)

wow what fucking weed pirate.

weed pirate by burmisely June 5, 2010

ass pirate 

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

ass pirate by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Mind Pirate 

Someone who uses superior psychological cunning to force a paradigm shift in the person's reality.

"I can't believe you just convinced that group of people that they have to leave the building because of a bomb threat just so you could cut the line and use the bathroom! You're such a Mind Pirate!"

Mind Pirate by Wayne Bienek June 7, 2013

Pissburg Pirate 

The act of kicking someone in the shin and when they bend over to grab their leg, you piss in their eye.

The Grimm Rapper gave Killator a Pissburg Pirate after recording his verse.

Pissburg Pirate by Slimerguy69 July 30, 2010

Friendship Pirate 

Someone who steals friends through deceit, spreading rumours, and false charm.

Damn, did you hear of Clyde stealing all of Aaron's friends 1 by 1? He's a total friendship pirate.

Friendship Pirate by France Shippe Pierrade August 30, 2020

puddle pirate 

A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.

Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.

puddle pirate by theunknowngl October 16, 2004