ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

Tang Ping Keung

A fucking asshole which is the former Commissioner of Hong Kong Dog(Popo) force in 2020.

Guy: Do you know who is that dipshit?
Hong Kong Protester: I know it is Tang Ping Keung(Tang PK)

by HongKongProtester February 6, 2020

Ping Pong

Where 2 guys play with each other's nutsack

"Dude, go play ping pong with Mikey and leave me alone since you guys are familiar with it so much"

by latrelljennings January 4, 2023

Paki Ping

When someone has a bad internet connection, often recognized in games.

This guy is lagging, he has a paki ping

by rustamk October 13, 2021

Azubi Ping Pong

Azubi Ping Pong findet immer dann statt, wenn 2 Betreuer eines Azubis ihre Differenzen nicht direkt aussprechen und immer den Azubi als Boten zum anderen schicken. Der Azubi fungiert somit als Überbringer der schlechten Nachricht und wird wie ein Ping Pong Ball unter Anschissen hin und her geschlagen.

X und Y spielen schon wieder Azubi Ping Pong mit mir

by AngryAzubi August 25, 2022

ping ping walla walla boom boom

Ping Ping Walla Boom Boom is a transmutation spell used to become the father of a complete stranger.

A man says to me "Ping Ping Walla Walla Boom Boom" two days later, he's my dad.

by The Wolf of Walgreens November 26, 2017

Ping pong pussy

When your fucking a girl so hard that your balls go in her vagina and pop back out and hit your butthole

Dude I was fucking This girl last night and I did the infamous ping pong pussy to her

by Titustheboxer October 26, 2019