The act of peeing on your finger and going up to a buddy and sticking it in their ear and yelling PEE WILLY!! cousin of the poo willy and wet willy
by A genious January 13, 2009
a mythical item used on cold days when you are outside taking a leak and the piss freezes mid-stream.
You gotta knock the frozen piss off before you can continue your business.
You gotta knock the frozen piss off before you can continue your business.
It was so cold this morning I thought I was going to need a pee-knocker after I took my morning whiz.
by rxjohnk January 15, 2009
by Liddleleedle June 25, 2017
Pee rape is where a toilet stalker steals someones pee and sells it to travellers, without their consent.
Toilet stalker: I sell my pee to gypsies.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.
by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2007
by Dr.Deezul September 02, 2006
by t boner March 05, 2005
Multi-directional simultaneous urine streams caused by semen that has dried over a man's uretha partially blocking the free flow of urine. Usually followed by clumsy attempts to stop, block, or redirect the most errant stream, causing the other stream to miss too.
by deathb4aol March 20, 2006