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Patrolcrush

Cheating on the person who has a crush on you or likes you a little
My crush was patrolcrushing on me with her hoes
by Factsperson January 18, 2022
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Patootie

Prounced Pa too TIE

*DIE

Best to utilize it on evil.
Kos omk, this bitch is like a love potion I swear. Nah dog that's that patootie shit u know. Gotta get in, drill, breed, and then bounce and repeat.

But run a train and put it in 3 skrt lane nollie tre flip verb

herb

i know ur tryna learn
but u will
ne
ver
ever
figure
it
out

and when u do.

I will fucking kill u for trying to turn me gay.

I never played like my bro rip zaki
by doddiegas April 22, 2022
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Pathological Liar

Steven is a pathological liar and a bad one.
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Patootie

"Got some crazy patootie down at the dockside bar from those sailors!"
by Keys Largo April 29, 2022
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pathological liar

stop being a pathological liar you’re turning into kiya brooks
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pathological liar

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pathological avoidance

A politically correct (woke) way to describe a lazy, workshy cunt.
Boss - "Hey Bert since I pay you a rather nice salary can you help out to move these really light boxes over there?"

Highest payed employee "No Ernie! That's not my job!" Bert then vanishes for the rest of the day hiding in dark corners waiting to go home early as they "worked" their lunch break.
Another employee rolls their eyes as they say to the boss - "Bert's one of those pathological avoidance persons"
by Bollock tucker September 2, 2022
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