Parker

Parker is a gay guy is is very stupid.

Dude my friend named parker is so gay. He tried to ask me out.

by Czhbama28 June 21, 2020

Parasexuality

1. A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.

2. Also getting freaky with ghosts.

Express your parasexuality by shagging a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."

by Phil the Centaur September 16, 2007

parked car conversations

Sex in the back seat of a car.

Let’s have a parked car conversations somewhere dark?

by Dawninheels December 10, 2017

PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )

A person's bad mood due to rainclouds, resulting in the person's motorcycle remaining parked in his or her garage.

"It's raining outside? Nooo! I can't ride my motorcycle!"
"We should leave Dad alone; it's raining outside so he has PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )."

by Juicer June 14, 2006

parabeastafealiac

a person who loves to shag dead animals whilst there on fire

did you see that dickhead jon,
no y
hes a fukin parabeastafealiac

by lee willett October 19, 2005

Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

by Real sound February 16, 2009

Linker Parker

A person who loves Linkin Park.

That guy buys lots of Linkin Park merchandise, he must be Linkor Parker.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005