Stabbing sensations of loss and/or regret so great within ones being they may crumble into nothing at any given moment for no apparent reason. Ones life may be perfectly composed and executed from the eyes of the world, meanwhile said individual is gasping for a sense of comfort that no human power is capable of providing.
Mother has infant child ripped from her arms by a giant bird of prey and watches it tear the body apart for the birds young nestlings. This would be considered level 10 pain felt by the mother. There are also may other applications for this term only to be prescribed by its user.
by wildcardddd November 18, 2010
This is the diagnosis for a long, elaborate story given to a doctor you don't know on a Friday night to try to convince him to call in a Vicodin prescription.
Ten minutes into the stranger's rambling, slurred story involving an undiagnosed medical condition, interstate travel, several animals and a plumbing accident, the doctor realized that the diagnosis must be Baroque Pain Syndrome.
by Pollyanna2 October 10, 2009
Also known as "Alexandra-Pain-Syndrome"; Is a serious high case of lust for a female who emotionally has a sensitive guy pulled by the chains. During stage 2 of the results, it later develops into the patient being in dire need of it's random love, especially at night during 3AM in the morning, but is not sent back none due to it's lack of interest for the sick host's heart. Symptoms include a jab at the self-esteem, porn, masturbation, jealously over random guys you think she might want to have sex with, abruptly dreading about her unknown whereabouts throughout the day, stalkish-like behavior caused from the infection and a strange source of addiction to her ruthlessness abandonment even though the host tries to resist the denial. 90% of vulnerable males suffer upon this academic distress everyday and can easily treat the illness whenever deployed into the dating game with a anti-dose of: "MAN THE F#$% UP!!!"
Cornelius: Man, ever since my bootycall girlfriend moved out of her dad's house to attend college, I haven't gotten a call or text back from her or nothing. I can't help but to think about her everyday even though I know she's ignoring me and screwing somebody else. I'm so lady lusted.
Andy: So, when you would text her, you would get nothing back?
Cornelius: NOTHING!
Andy: Looks like you have the series case of Lexi-Pain-Syndrome, buddy.
Cornelius: Of what?!
Andy: Just read the definition.
Andy: So, when you would text her, you would get nothing back?
Cornelius: NOTHING!
Andy: Looks like you have the series case of Lexi-Pain-Syndrome, buddy.
Cornelius: Of what?!
Andy: Just read the definition.
by The Denzel Smile November 08, 2010
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Guy: pain rn pain
guy1: where????/?/
Guy: y e s
It literally is pain. Nothing else but pain. For example: omg I have pain and depression help!!
Guy is like: where????
Girl: my ass!!1!1!
Guy: you gon get fkd tonight m8
Girl: I can’t-
End of story period.
Why are you still here?
You want a definition?
Okay.
Sure.
Pain is a pain of pain, pain pain so much pain of pain.
Now go.
Go.
I said go.
pain rn pain Is used to describe pain.
Ok now go.
guy1: where????/?/
Guy: y e s
It literally is pain. Nothing else but pain. For example: omg I have pain and depression help!!
Guy is like: where????
Girl: my ass!!1!1!
Guy: you gon get fkd tonight m8
Girl: I can’t-
End of story period.
Why are you still here?
You want a definition?
Okay.
Sure.
Pain is a pain of pain, pain pain so much pain of pain.
Now go.
Go.
I said go.
pain rn pain Is used to describe pain.
Ok now go.
by b o b u x February 03, 2021
This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.
Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.
So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.
Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.
So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.
"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"
by Danger33 May 09, 2009
Joe: AHH! FUCK, i just cut my bloody finga'
Andrea: Ohh poor bitch...
Joe: FUCK YE!, (grabs Andrea and rips off her clothes)
Andrea: Ohh yes FUCK THE PAIN AWAY!
Joe: UGHH YEEAHHH...
Andrea: Ohh poor bitch...
Joe: FUCK YE!, (grabs Andrea and rips off her clothes)
Andrea: Ohh yes FUCK THE PAIN AWAY!
Joe: UGHH YEEAHHH...
by Par-Par November 27, 2008