A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.
"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
by TheVioletMind October 3, 2024
Get the Human Omelet mug.Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."
by Hym Iam January 5, 2025
Get the New Orleans Massacre mug.The act of two gentlemen putting there penises together and a female or male jerk's them off with both hands thus creating an accordion like action
Omg Becky the other day I swear Jake and Jared made me do an new Orleans accordion on them it was so hot I definitely made music that night for sure
by Soda_pop January 29, 2025
Get the new Orleans accordion mug.A New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff is when someone poops, (preferably on a table or somewhere easily accessible) and the you nut on the turn and it is a New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff.
For example: Lucas laid a New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff on his dining table, and then consumed it.
by Weiner9030 February 12, 2026
Get the New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff mug."So I was trying to tell Francie about how gassy the dog's been recently and man, I really dropped an omelette there."
by lowandlazy December 16, 2008
Get the dropped an omelette mug.When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
Get the Havana Brown Omelette mug.Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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