Someone (mostly women over the age of 40) who is terrified of making left hand turns when driving. To avoid this fear, they will completely map out an entire alternate route consisting of only right turns, even if this means turning a 5 minute drive into a 45 minute labyrinth of hell.
husband:, I found a shortcut to get to our house faster, just turn left at ther next set of lights"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"
by hungarianprincess April 04, 2011
When you place your hand on the back of a girl every so slightly and while making small talk, you slowly move your hand down to her ass, quickly cup her groin, come back around and gently poke her in the nose and say, "Boooop! DiOrio U-Turn"
I was at the bar when I saw this 22 year old ginger. I decided to use the signature diorio U-turn to see where the night took me.
by NoUturnNoWay November 09, 2014
While driving, and missing the spot you wanted...make a 3 point turn.
Forward turn, reverse and turn, forward turn to straight.
You now completed a 3 point turn
Forward turn, reverse and turn, forward turn to straight.
You now completed a 3 point turn
by www.myspace.com/joshkoenig20 December 11, 2005
When you start tickling someone and they completely over-react, and tickling them becomes very uncomfortable
Blake: I was tickling my little sister yesterday and she started making sex noises.
Michal: Wow, what a Tickle Turn Off
Michal: Wow, what a Tickle Turn Off
by PEW PEW BOOM September 10, 2009
For a large amount of people to pack out an event, or show beyond its seating capacity; typically refered to by performers or musical artist.
by Jason Nettles (Bboy JFresh) January 18, 2009
Noun, used to describe something that is never used and simply takes up space, since the stereotypical Chinese person drives without using turn signals.
by Dragomir Andreyevich November 24, 2008
To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?
Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes
Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes
Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.
by themodernlinguist January 27, 2020