by Dall smick July 23, 2019
A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.
“Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”
by b|Ind band|t October 07, 2017
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The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.
I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!
by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010
by money666lord February 14, 2005
Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."
by Paso Robles Slang March 10, 2010
by gangstaGReezY January 17, 2006