Duely noted

An expression used in an email response when you're blowing someone off who is on a tangent that isn't worth responding to. There isn't much they can send back after this type of response.

Incoming email: "You should go jump off a cliff, you are worthless and you don't know what you are talking about."

Response: "Duely noted."

by Kevin Esmeier October 27, 2007

Notevenclose

When you accidentally say "in a word" before you realize you were going to say three words, and you have to pretend it's all one word.

-Friend 1 "How was it?"

-Friend 2 "In a word... not even close."

-Friend 1 "How was that one-"

-Friend 2 "Notevenclose!"

by pkmnbrawler123 January 22, 2014

Fingertip Love Notes

When laying with a significant other or a person of interest, you begin spelling words and letters on their skin with your fingertips, often followed by the individual trying to guess what you are spelling.

Boyfriend: *Using fingertips on her back to spell* "I L O V E Y O U."

Girlfriend: "I love you, too. I love when you write me Fingertip Love Notes."

Boyfriend: *I K N O W*

by sike_mayjor August 15, 2012

notebooking someone

'The Notebook' is a film and it is said that when a girl or boy notebooks another person they are destened to become like the couple in the film, to live happy together for an eternity. it is said once you 'notebook' someone you you are tid to them in some way.

Ally-'Say Im A Bird'
Noha-'Your A Bird'
Ally-'Now Say your A Bird'
Noah-'If Your A Bird, I'm A Bird'
Notebooking Someone..

by i'm A Bird..<3 October 6, 2010

notepad

The term used to express your disinterest when a stranger or friend is telling a long and/or boring story, or is starting a story that sounds boring.

The idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.

guy 1.

'so yeah, I'm an animal nutritionist I feed chickens I can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example..........'

guy 2 to guy 3.

'Hey Man, did you bring your notepad? I'm running out of paper here.'

by Peter Peter foreskin eater April 21, 2010

notey

Shorthand for a notification on Facebook

Mike: "Oh man, something I said on Facebook must have really pissed someone off last night."

Logan: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, I woke up to seven noteys this morning."

by osittyo August 2, 2012

notepad master

A skid or scriptkitty or 11-year-old who exclusively teaches people how to copy n paste "codes" into notepad and knows nothing else.
Skills of the notepader:
- copy & paste
- getting their mom to accidentally shut-down their computer
- not having a microphone and typing into notepad to explain shit on youtube
- being an idiot

omg you are such a notepad master you have the power of notepad at your fingertips you totally tricked your mom into accidentally shutting down her computer you are such a haxr i frigging supscribe

by Inivikan October 5, 2015