pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.

I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.

by T Moto August 21, 2007

pocket method

It is the act of putting your hand in your pocket to simply, smoothly scratch your testes.

Ayo! I was in class today and my balls' itched so I used the pocket method so nobody would notice.

by Mr. JoHN KnoxXx May 5, 2007

Poo Pocket

Your anal cavity. Also see anus

How did that fit through your poo pocket?

by Shawn Maglicic June 24, 2005

Skittle pocket

(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.

Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.

Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.

Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.

Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!

Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!

Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.

Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!

Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!

Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!

by Taste the Rainbow Foundation February 12, 2017

Pocket Meat

One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.

Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.

by Bpadizzly February 6, 2013

pocket pansy

One who secretly spends the whole day with a dildo in his ass unbeknownst to his friends and co-workers.

I didn't take Tom for a pocket pansy until I saw the dildo fall out of his ass in the men's locker room.

by Long- John Steven Spielberg August 7, 2009

Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.

When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.

by Ritondy August 2, 2010