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Non-noob

A mlg person. This person is not a noob and is in fact the complete opposite. They are absolutely awesome at everything.
That guy Jerell is such a non-noob.
by The one and only Olivia December 16, 2015
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Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.
Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking
by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020
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kamikaze noob

This term is used commonly in crypto trading. It described a newbie trader that goes all in into risky coins (that are usual scams) like TRX. Also doesn't do any research & doesn't care what he is buying, until he receives -80% slap on his investment.
Example 1:

A: My friend went all in into TRX. He doesn't know it's a scam.
B: He is such a kamikaze noob, he is going to get rekt so hard.

Example 2:

A: Suppoman pumps his coins so hard.
B: Well yeah, he has many kamikaze noobs under his belt.
by kobilica March 7, 2018
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Experienced Noob

A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.
Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.
by Saburō May 4, 2020
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noob flare

random shots that noobs make in FPS's that aren't directed towards anyone and gives away their position.

It may also be used strategically, but mainly it just gets you killed.
"I couldn't find the guy, 'til he noob flared and I sniped him."
by Kazydi October 2, 2007
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The Dirty Noob

It's what you call someone who has lost a competition in accordance to hair length.
"HAHA! Woodward you are The Dirty Noob! I won!"
by The Clean Noob June 15, 2009
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Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009
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