Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009
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kamikaze noob

This term is used commonly in crypto trading. It described a newbie trader that goes all in into risky coins (that are usual scams) like TRX. Also doesn't do any research & doesn't care what he is buying, until he receives -80% slap on his investment.
Example 1:

A: My friend went all in into TRX. He doesn't know it's a scam.
B: He is such a kamikaze noob, he is going to get rekt so hard.

Example 2:

A: Suppoman pumps his coins so hard.
B: Well yeah, he has many kamikaze noobs under his belt.
by kobilica March 07, 2018
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Experienced Noob

A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.
Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.
by Saburō May 04, 2020
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Non-noob

A mlg person. This person is not a noob and is in fact the complete opposite. They are absolutely awesome at everything.
by The one and only Olivia October 23, 2015
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Noob Denial

When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.
Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again
by rekless91 August 14, 2010
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The Dirty Noob

It's what you call someone who has lost a competition in accordance to hair length.
"HAHA! Woodward you are The Dirty Noob! I won!"
by The Clean Noob June 16, 2009
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noob flare

random shots that noobs make in FPS's that aren't directed towards anyone and gives away their position.

It may also be used strategically, but mainly it just gets you killed.
"I couldn't find the guy, 'til he noob flared and I sniped him."
by Kazydi September 18, 2007
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