Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
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Thaa nockafeeganist is a mysterious entity of great power. What little we know about him comes from the rantings and ravings of a meth head who is currently in jail in Florida.
Thaa nockafeeganist is said to be the person who experiences NOCKATHUGAYNN in all its intensity, and that if he were to ever scream that word as loud as he could, the whole fuckin world would explode. This is why people sometimes scream NOCKATHUGAYNN real loud, they are trying to see if the fuckin world will blow up but so far it never has because it isnt thaa nockafeeganist doing the yelling.
The identity of thaa nockafeeganist is not certain, however it has been hinted that it might be Doc Brown from Back to the Future, or maybe its Neel Sethi who was that kid in the Jungle Book movie, or maybe if that kid ever had a kid, it would be thaa nockafeeganist.
Thaa nockafeeganist is a mysterious entity of great power. What little we know about him comes from the rantings and ravings of a meth head who is currently in jail in Florida.
Thaa nockafeeganist is said to be the person who experiences NOCKATHUGAYNN in all its intensity, and that if he were to ever scream that word as loud as he could, the whole fuckin world would explode. This is why people sometimes scream NOCKATHUGAYNN real loud, they are trying to see if the fuckin world will blow up but so far it never has because it isnt thaa nockafeeganist doing the yelling.
The identity of thaa nockafeeganist is not certain, however it has been hinted that it might be Doc Brown from Back to the Future, or maybe its Neel Sethi who was that kid in the Jungle Book movie, or maybe if that kid ever had a kid, it would be thaa nockafeeganist.
Meth user #1: NOCKATHUGAYNN!!! is what he scremed real muthafuckin loud!
Meth user #2: Dude who do u think u are, thaa nockafeeganist?
Meth user #2: Dude who do u think u are, thaa nockafeeganist?
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