mountain dew

when it's 90 degrees out and humid and your titties begin to sweat.

This chick on the subway had mountain dew so bad it stunk like salsa.

by Lauren A. January 5, 2008

Invisible Mountain

An awesome crazy Chick with a best friend named Miss Traci.

In the hills of Pinconning, MI, there stands an Invisible Mountain, singing blues and watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

by Traci Green June 1, 2003

Mountain Topped

The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).

Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped

by gooserobber January 21, 2011

Brokeback Mountaineer

A basic back woods West Virginia fan who sips moonshine, wears a mesh WVU jersey from 1972, and occupies a doublewide trailer. Do not rule out inbreeding or same sex breeding after a victory.

"Chris dumped his best buddy to take his girlfriend of 2 weeks to the game. He is acting like a brokeback Mountaineer fan"

by Cards1 November 29, 2007

ass-mountain

An excessively large amount of something.

I have an ass-mountain of homework due tomorrow.

Dude, you're definitely pulling an all-nighter.

by Iamabstract November 1, 2010

Mountain Biking

Going off road on a bike without a seat but with a 12 inch plus dry seat post only.

Hey Nick, what are you up to today? Mountain Biking...I have About 13 inches on my dry seat post and I think Astroglyde wants to sponsor me. Im a real man!

by Skin DIver April 7, 2022

mountain water

AKA beer
Your favorite kind of beer, just beer in general

"Hey man, can you hand me some Mountain Water? Yeah, my Busch Light is in the fridge beside the Natty Lights".

by ClitTickler69 March 20, 2017