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This has nothing to do with asking.
Hym "So stop trying to make your point at me. I'm not going to and don't have to let you hold this over my head in exchange for compliance and if it's worth less than your kids life you can't possibly make an exchange that would benefit me enough to justify allowing you to control how I problem solve. You're being obtuse about asking for thing and I'm not going to indulge you. You want me to do something else and this isn't about what you want and I'm not going to let you turn this into 'Hym does what I want and gets rewarded or Hym does what Hym wants and gets punished.' And THAT is what you are trying to turn this into."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
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So you have been doing the same thing all along.
Hym "No not just murder someone and their family in a vacuum. For trying to torturing me into apologizing. Or contrition. However you want to put it. But this was not a smart idea engaging with this. And I am literally a Magical octopus assassin teacher in an anime when I say this 'CLASS!? This is why we don't engage in sadistic protracted half-measures.' Because then, the second the guy gets the upper hand, he's going to murder you and your family. Just like October 7th. If only genocide brought decapitated babies back to life... Everything would be wonderful forever!"
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
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Did you even try?

To drone strike me? Drone strike me and anyone claiming to be me and let's see who survives! If it works on THEM and not ME... I mean, what else is there to say?
Hym "Did you even try? Should I leave my house first? I'm going to leave my house. I'm going to walk to the gas station I like 30 minutes. I'm going to show, all that. Drone strike every supposed Hym on the planet at the same time. I will be outdoors and their won't be any risk of collateral damage... Well, for me at least. OR! OR! Round us all up and have the AI select us for execution. That'll work."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.
Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Try It

No. You tried to steal my shit and condemn me to a life that I described explicitly as hell so you retarded fucks can fry and we can all go to hell together, IMMEDIATELY! Let's see if the soul contract stops you from getting in. Maybe we can all ask Satan whether or not it's the signet or your own fucking behavior. Bitch.
Hym "Nah I'm not going to try it. Hey, you ever wonder if poop tastes delicious? Try it! Try it. Good going in, good coming out, right? Just try your own poop. It's good! I think it's good!"
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Hym "Because Dr. Actively doesn't want them to succeed too easily so he is trying to get men to sacrifice their potential but only as an analog to my schrodinger's death cult. Not actual reality. The thing he said? Isn't actually the case. He's blaming the wrong person for the child murders that unilaterally went do and to the extent that they persist you are just doing the weaponized schizophrenia THINKING THAT YOU ARE HOLDING WIERD PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE when IN REALITY you're just being an uppity Nigger-faggot or whatever derogatory slur you Wan to call the people doing this. And then your daughter gets lit on fire because they did it to some guy who over time lose or had everything taken from him and then you go ahead and blame Hym because blaming Hym always works."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Trying

No I was trying to prevent it but you stupid fucks 'Have A right not to be coerced into making the fucking YouTube video I wanted' don't you motherfucker? 'You can't fucking compel me to speak thus. Meh!'
Hym "And you clearly want to say 'We don't both need to do it.' And there is a lot of 2 foot tall shit rolling around that we don't need either. I'm doing what I'm doing. What I'm trying to do isn't the fucking point here jackass. You likely already know what I want but I don't want to give you too much credit. I'm just doing bigotry. I've decided bigotry so I'm doing that now. It doesn't matter what trying to do. I'll spell it out really slow for you. If school shooting A... Was caused by THIS SPECIFIC THING... Then YOU... Could have STOPPED THAT ONE... Without banning the guns or changing the safety rules... You might not have been able to stop PREVIOUS ones because you didn't know that this was the cause of that... But if you would have identified the cause IN THE WAY THAT I DID.. I did that... There probably would have been fewer OF THEM... AND... THERE ARE THAT NOW, FUCK-FACE! You're welcome! There are less of them now. That shit wasn't YOU. I didn't HAVE to try. I DID it. You don't like how I did it but it's done. You probably could have sucked less and been less obtuse one YOUR end of it motherfucker but it is clear that you missed the point and thought it and you were something it wasn't and you aren't."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
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