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My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️
person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö
by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019
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big balls in my ass

the way of someone getting the middle finger stuck inn their ass. THen they start violently making out and fucking.
james: yo dude i put big balls in my ass last night.....
by therizzlerofrussia January 17, 2023
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jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
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my ass

something very thicccc (with 4 c’s)
boy; woah, look at her ass. it’s pretty hot.

me: my ass 🥵.
by myassishot December 22, 2019
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my ass

hey do you know what my ass contains?
by crackedlila February 6, 2021
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smack my ass like a drum

A popular sound bit created by music remixer "cupcake" on youtube

mostly used by the floptok (floptropican community) of TikTok to remix songs for their QUEEN JIAFEI
"smack my ass like a drum" --- floptropicans probably
by Linerthedefiner February 4, 2024
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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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