Skinny Muscle is a person who defines themselves as extremely introverted and extraordinary even if others just see them as a total Chad. They have an ego bigger than your aunt flo’s ass and often compare themselves to others on a regular basis to justify their Need and existence in the world.
by Dumpstercumshot June 16, 2019
by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 08, 2017
by tommy_kingston November 10, 2015
It is a special kind of muscle obtained from coding for too long every day, over the years. It is a special symptom that only happens to programmers (general term, including but not limited to developers, software engineers, data scientist, data analyst, etc. in a word, anyone who codes for a living).
by Kibberjebber August 31, 2017
A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021