Billy:hey mike do u know it’s national grab anything week/month?
Mike:no I didn’t know it was national grab anything week/month.
Mike:no I didn’t know it was national grab anything week/month.
by Kenny Robert April 17, 2019
Girl 1:”hey im gonna go hug my crush”
Girl 2:”why?”
Girl 1:”because it’s National kiss/hug your crush month
Girl 2:”why?”
Girl 1:”because it’s National kiss/hug your crush month
by Adorable mushroom December 16, 2019
This month goes from December 25th to January 25th. During this month, you are allowed to make fun of people with names which begin with the letter J
Joe: Today Is Going to be a good day!
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(
by JellyfishEater December 24, 2022
January is the month where every guy gets to do everything he wants with a girl and the girl have to let him.
Her: hey! Why did u put ur hand on my pussy
Him: it's national boys do what they want month I'm allowed
Her: oh, okay! Why didn't u say that before?
Him: it's national boys do what they want month I'm allowed
Her: oh, okay! Why didn't u say that before?
by phobi_girlll January 13, 2020
While your girl or random hook-up is on their period, you get them in the 69 position while letting them deposit their menstration into your mouth. Also you must finger their ass hole making sure to pull out each of their well kept poop nuggets (aka dingle berries!)the girl must also do this for you (try not to fart or poop!). After the tease you can use your well collected candy treats to put into each others mouths and have an intimate make out session. The combo of the taste of period and poop can send you and your partner into complete ecstasy!!
It was me and my bitch's 6 month anniversary and she told me she couldnt fuck me because she was on her period. I then suggested the Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job knowing that it was the perfect treat for the night. Not only did I cum three times in five minutes but my gurl loved the taste and wanted to do it again the next night!!! (Thanks for showing me grandma!)
by skeetradspecial August 03, 2008
On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
by vv007!!! August 11, 2006
national give your girl your hoodie day is just an excuse for your girl to take your hoodie, its literally been said for every month for the past few years that national give your girl your hoodie month was every single month. Like if you just want my hoodie just ask for it dont make up a fake holiday
Me: My girl wants my hoodie for national give your girl your hoodie month
My homie: Dude she said that last month, and the month before, and the month before that, and the month before that, like bro maybe your homie wants your hoodie.
Me: what?
Homie: what?
My homie: Dude she said that last month, and the month before, and the month before that, and the month before that, like bro maybe your homie wants your hoodie.
Me: what?
Homie: what?
by se November 06, 2019