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Milf's gone bad

A mother that you'd like to fuck, that was once hot; but now she doesn't look so good
After seeing Britney Spears with her head shaven,I think the milf's gone bad.
by Charles Reardon April 22, 2007
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Average Milf Enjoyer

A normal person that enjoys milfs and is a faithful follower of Milfism.
The average milf enjoyer is the alpha of any brotherhood since they have the capacity to steal your mom.
by Milf Maestro May 3, 2021
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Sarah Palin MILF

Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.
by The Phantom Pangolin June 7, 2010
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Jk she's a milf

A popular tiktok sound, that goes
I hate your mom,
Jk she's a milf,
can we have a sleepover,
no I don't wanna bang ur mom,
jk she's a milf
Harry's mum Deborah is so ugly. Jk she's a milf what a sexy woman, I would bang her
by jkshe'samilf May 6, 2021
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Hall of Fame MILF

An epic MILF, who's ultimate MILFness will go down in history.
Dude 1 - "Demi Moore is a Hall of Fame MILF, academic nerds across the world have had to rip out some pages of history, to make room for her entry, as an important MILF of epic proportions."

Dude 2 - "No way, seriously? I am glad those history geeks have finally done something right, especially after the fuck up with The Dark Ages."

Dude 1 - "Yeah - they had to get rid of the history of Belgium to make room, but no one will notice apparently."
by Mr. S. Biscuit April 22, 2010
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fat ham MILF

A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
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International milf day

It the 4/20 or April 20th
Everyone is required to take a photo with their hot mom and put it on their story.
by Dxrmal on sc June 4, 2021
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