Milf's gone bad

A mother that you'd like to fuck, that was once hot; but now she doesn't look so good

After seeing Britney Spears with her head shaven,I think the milf's gone bad.

by Charles Reardon April 22, 2007

Average Milf Enjoyer

A normal person that enjoys milfs and is a faithful follower of Milfism.

The average milf enjoyer is the alpha of any brotherhood since they have the capacity to steal your mom.

by Milf Maestro May 3, 2021

Sarah Palin MILF

A Moron I'd Like to Forget.

Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.

by The Phantom Pangolin June 7, 2010

Jk she's a milf

A popular tiktok sound, that goes
I hate your mom,
Jk she's a milf,
can we have a sleepover,
no I don't wanna bang ur mom,
jk she's a milf

Harry's mum Deborah is so ugly. Jk she's a milf what a sexy woman, I would bang her

by jkshe'samilf May 6, 2021

Hall of Fame MILF

An epic MILF, who's ultimate MILFness will go down in history.

Dude 1 - "Demi Moore is a Hall of Fame MILF, academic nerds across the world have had to rip out some pages of history, to make room for her entry, as an important MILF of epic proportions."

Dude 2 - "No way, seriously? I am glad those history geeks have finally done something right, especially after the fuck up with The Dark Ages."

Dude 1 - "Yeah - they had to get rid of the history of Belgium to make room, but no one will notice apparently."

by Mr. S. Biscuit April 22, 2010

fat ham MILF

A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.

Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006

Milfs n dilf

A group of dumb asses that like to have fun and go to party’s. You can often find them drinking mcgillicuddys, twisted teas, or budwiser. Often times they are setting them selfs on fire, fighting trees, cutting down trees, getting attacked by bees, or doing reckless things it the woods.

Guy 1: yo what are you doing Friday night.

Guy 2: oh I’m going to a fire and hanging out with the milfs n dilfs and getting lit.

by Dutton September 28, 2018