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Kj method

The method of forcing a girl to go down and suck your penis until you ejaculate.
Not gonna lie I was about to do the kj method on her.
by Unanimous monster August 29, 2025
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The Sock Method

The action that someone does to hatch eggs on Pokémon Go. By putting their phone in a sock, swinging it around at a moderate tempo, while also probably binging Pokémon Journeys…. Other methods include attaching the sock to a ceiling fan, a beloved pet Fido, or your helpful roomba robot. The sock method can be altered to satisfy any GameFreaks egg hatching needs. As long as your phone is in a sock, the method is being performed correctly.

To increase efficiency, toggling your Wi-Fi connection on and off as well as ACTUALLY WALKING OUTSIDE works just as well.
Oh just ignore Koda, he’s trying to hatch all the 10km eggs on PokemonGo before the next community day. The sock method seems to work really well, but they should honestly just go on a real walk and touch the grass.
by PPMoneyBags1127 February 15, 2025
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math methoded

Referring to the abomination that the QCAA disguised as a maths methods exam, to the methods students of 2022. RIP our atars. #loweringthebellcurve
Damn, they really math methoded us with that bio exam.
by ass-kisser November 1, 2022
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Parini Method

Stimulating oneself sexually before partaking in a long distance running event so as to increase ones testosterone levels and thus, run faster.
Tom: Hey, where's John?

Steve: He's in the bathroom using the Parini Method.
by Brisbane367 September 21, 2014
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siso method

slow in slow out! put it in slow, pull it out slow.
Jacob:” Did the siso method on Jackie, she gave in instantly!”
by girlapol May 8, 2024
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Haron Method

The process of stalking and making classmates feel uncomfortable while sitting in the same room as them. A man with way too much free time, and access to the internet that should be revoked.
Nathan Haron is a firm believer in the Haron method.
by Concerned classmate May 3, 2023
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Vacuum method

Sucking a girls vagina to prevent pregnancy
by krisisbackandready June 17, 2025
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