Mendoza Method

The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:

1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes

Vinny: "Yo I massreported that guy that said that!"

Nerf: "Mendoza Method fr."

by vinnymendozaalt August 3, 2024

Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit when you float in a tub of urine.

After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.

by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021

outline method

Notes but in easier form

Outline method

“My English teacher told me to write this for extra credit”

by Tastixx January 3, 2023

The Octopus Method

Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.

A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.

Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.

Example of the octopus method.

To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.

I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method

by DJ Kopek October 6, 2023

The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.

"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023

FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.

"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"

by wordturd777 October 12, 2022