metal head

Your stereotypical (metal) head is some1 who is strong minded and physically tough, however this varies from person to person. A (metal) head listens 2 (heavy metal) bands ranging from (black sabbath) to (pantera).Metal heads can be seen with long hair or shaved heads. Metal heads USUALLY dont listen to nu metal bands such as (slipknot) or (system of a down). A metal head usually wears jeans, leather boots and a leather jacket, accompanied by collars with spikes/band names/logos on. Metal heads despise (chavs)/(emo's) and even tho metal heads are usually quiet people that just mind their own business they will happily defend themselves, and a small group of tru metal heads cud easily over power a large group of (chavs)/(emo's). Metal heads are known for having short tempers, however ofcourse this isnt always the case.
chav#1: oi! nobhead, u startin?
metal head: *ignores*
chav#2: fu**in goth!
metal head: im not a goth!! *SMACK*
chavs get owned!
metal head walks away.
by cuz58 January 16, 2007
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Happy Metal

Metal music, but instead of lyrics about hell and Satan etc They are happy or sound happy.
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It's Happy Metal!
by SpeechDanielMarks June 14, 2011
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Black Metal

Blast beats, high-pitched harsh vocals, distorted guitars is what is logically described as Black Metal. Although this definition could include general crappy metal.

It is the feeling of wandering into a snowy wilderness on a mystical night, intrigued by darkness that makes it true black metal.
Idiot: Slipknot is my favorite black metal band.

Black Metaller: Slipknot is not black metal. Listen to something like Ulver or Darkthrone... Something real.
by metallerfromcanada August 24, 2009
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Metal-vag

It's when a girl got a piece of metal in her vagina. It turns almost every guy on and gives her a bit of mystique.
Metal-vag!
by KHDT October 7, 2010
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fucking metal

When an action or event is undeniably awesome and/or when an event is very gruesome (see person above me).
That video was so fucking metal.That serial killer is so fucking metal,he eats his victims.
by whofuckingcares18 January 28, 2014
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Fat Metal

A genre of Heavy Metal that is currently sweeping the nation, led by the up and coming band, Built on Despondency.

Fat Metal is heavier than heavy metal, or rotund metal, or even big-boned metal. It is metal that is just too heavy for any other description than straight up fat. It draws inspiration from all forms of music; anything that makes the riffs heavier than ever thought possible. In essence, it is like an aural face push: it hits you hard, and is so heavy that it leaves a feeling of inferiority with you at the same time.
Person 1: Fuck, Built on Despondency is heavy.
Person 2: Like fat heavy, or heavy metal heavy?
Person 1: Both. They're fat, and also play fat metal.
by gotbass? July 20, 2009
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metal-archives

A website that defines bands by naming their genre and other such information; thus immortalising this information and making it final.

People visit this site then think they become the TRU MASTAS OF METAL!!!111 because they can read that Pig Destroyer are Grindcore.
Internet guy 1: Dude Cannibal Corpse are pretty good.
Internet guy 2: lol no i dunt like gore metal.
Internet guy 1: CC is death metal.
Internet guy 2: ermm dont fink so metal-archives said it's death/gore metal so there not death metal idiot!
by Beeth January 17, 2006
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