claw machine

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.

Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Machine

If you call someone a machine it means that they are really good at something or are extreamly fast or skilled in a particular sport.

"Look at that Tri"
"Mush he is a machine"

by G.Baker December 9, 2008

sass machine

A device or person that generates sass.

Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine

by Nettled February 2, 2004

Rusty Washing Machine

A sex move used within anal sex, in which the person give the anal sex spins his penis around inside the receiver of the anal. And then pulls out to find his penis has fecal matter on it.

Dude, I used the Rusty Washing Machine on this chick last night and it was gross!

by Maury Povich Numbah Two March 6, 2010

Machine

Developer term for computer. Usually the one they are coding/deploying programs on

Junior Dev: It only works on my machine!
Manager: Then we’ll ship your machine
How Docker was born

by Very high 420 November 15, 2020

sardine machine

sardine machine:

The london underground because you get crushed in a small place like sardines do in a can

innit mate went on the old sardine machine today!

by Andi tamplin February 18, 2005

Ghost Machine

A car traveling with all external lights off at night, as to remain unnoticeable to standers by, regularly in an unpopulated and suburban area. Almost always filled with hooligans and traveling at excessive speeds. Phrase often used by the driver and cheering on passengers.

Driver / Passenger: 'WOOOHOOOO GHOST MACHINE!! GHOST MACHINE!
Stander by: 'What was that?'

by Chris J Dixon December 28, 2006