couch machine

The term used for an old couch that one has attached wheels to and uses for transportation and/or racing.
couch machine's are not common, however the few groups of people producing them are extremely compettitive and are very serious about the "sport"

Guy1: Hey man guess what me an rob are doing this weekend.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: Meeting Jusitn and Cody at the hill with the couch machine we built yesterday...gonna be sickk

by it-was-our-idea-first October 20, 2009

slot machine

To drop a whole bunch of coins on the floor of a public place.

The woman suffered much embarassment when she slot machined at the front counter of the Starbucks while paying for her latte.

by Chris Ernest Hall September 14, 2005

vending machine

vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.

Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus

by koksta September 14, 2009

jean machine

a denim jacket or more popularly known as a canadian tuxedo. Worn by Canadians and truckers.

darn, i left my pack of marlboro 100's in the pocket of my jean machine. oh well, i think ill listen to the smokey and the bandit soundtrack again.

by ntl ben November 23, 2004

war machine

The No. 1 Korean Guild on the game Guild Wars.

The guild War Machine owns all other guilds flatout.

by coyote_sprit December 25, 2008

Sex Machine

Somebody who is sexually active. That to a machine. They continually have sex as if it were programmed in a machine... It is disgusting.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Sydney?
Person 2: Yeah, what about her?
Person 1: She has slept with so many people. INCLUDING ALEX.
Person 2: Wow. What a sex machine

by HerTitsRFake March 18, 2009

washing machine

when you shove your dick in someone and pour soap water into it and clean it out

Girl : oh its so big go slow

Guy : ok let me give you a washing machine
( pours soap water into ass and says swoosh repetitively )

by dickhead losers August 30, 2018