Lobster

Verb.

1. The act of taking 8 shots in the first five minutes of a party and vigorously vomiting in the bathroom for the rest of the duration.

Noun.

1. One who performs such an act.

Lobster: "Who wants to take another shot with me?"

Bubba: "Dude slow down you're gonna lobster."

Lobster by DaGod February 27, 2014

lobster brit 

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe

im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at

lobster brit by chuckles899 October 16, 2014

Lobster

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.

-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster

Lobster by Ijamma1948 November 5, 2014

lobster love 

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

lobster love by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage

Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny

LOBster by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015

LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage

Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny

LOBster by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015

lobster walk 

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.

Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...

lobster walk by Kris Patel January 18, 2016