Home to Nerds,Geeks,Online Gangsters,Retarded Yanks, New Borns,Mums and dads. Xbox Live is a war zone you will get abuse shouted at you for no reason. Americans think British people have bad teeth and eat crumpets. Online Gangsters threaten to find out where you live and beat you up. Little Kids swear and think they are cool. Mum's and dads which should be working or looking after there kids and playing xbox instead.
XBL Mum: * baby crying* Wait one minute.
Me: Go look after your baby dumb bitch!
Online Gangster: Mate, i'll come to your house beat you up bruv!
Me: oh no!
Retarded American: You eat tea and crumpets and have bad teeth!
Me: And your fat!
This is Xbox Live!
Me: Go look after your baby dumb bitch!
Online Gangster: Mate, i'll come to your house beat you up bruv!
Me: oh no!
Retarded American: You eat tea and crumpets and have bad teeth!
Me: And your fat!
This is Xbox Live!
by Roberto:) April 12, 2011
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2. A place were hundreds of white people can talk shit about black people. Knowing damn well that they won't call me a 'nigger', and say other racist jokes in my face. And if I ever say something about a white person, I'm a 'racists'.
lol..
2. A place were hundreds of white people can talk shit about black people. Knowing damn well that they won't call me a 'nigger', and say other racist jokes in my face. And if I ever say something about a white person, I'm a 'racists'.
lol..
xbox live.....
1. Me: Hey 'blank', good game. Send me a friend request !!!!
'blank' : Yea man, good game !!!
2. Me: Hey Brian, what did we do today in class !?
Brian: 'IDK' even know man, I was asleep!!
3. Me: Hey 'blank', shut the hell up and get a kill. DAMN!!
'Blank': Shut up, you fucking 'nigger'. Go pick some cotton for me !!!
Me: White people are so funny these days! Chill with the racists jokes, 'plz'
'Blank': You calling me a racists ?! You fucking 'porch monkey' !!
My 'gamertag' is..King904...holla bck.
1. Me: Hey 'blank', good game. Send me a friend request !!!!
'blank' : Yea man, good game !!!
2. Me: Hey Brian, what did we do today in class !?
Brian: 'IDK' even know man, I was asleep!!
3. Me: Hey 'blank', shut the hell up and get a kill. DAMN!!
'Blank': Shut up, you fucking 'nigger'. Go pick some cotton for me !!!
Me: White people are so funny these days! Chill with the racists jokes, 'plz'
'Blank': You calling me a racists ?! You fucking 'porch monkey' !!
My 'gamertag' is..King904...holla bck.
by King904 May 16, 2006
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Either meaning sex, or a stripper literally taking off ALL her clothes at a strip club and proceeding to make out with men from the audience.
Dude, I got the best Asian porn video yesterday!
Whatever man. I've got my fill of live porn at my girlfriends house.
Hey Tyler. Are you coming to my 21st? There'll be live porn!
Whatever man. I've got my fill of live porn at my girlfriends house.
Hey Tyler. Are you coming to my 21st? There'll be live porn!
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Laveen said, "OH!! i suck at flute!"
Bob then says, "alrighty, lets do it tonight."
Laveen says, "Ok Bob."
Bob then says, "alrighty, lets do it tonight."
Laveen says, "Ok Bob."
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2.A way of saying "SUCK IT", but in a way to parody the extremely popular Star Trek series. Playing off of Dr. Spock's classic catch phrase "Live long and prosper".
3. A more humorous way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
2.A way of saying "SUCK IT", but in a way to parody the extremely popular Star Trek series. Playing off of Dr. Spock's classic catch phrase "Live long and prosper".
3. A more humorous way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
Nerd: You're Spock costume isn't accurate at all. The ears are poorly made and the uniform is the wrong shade of blue.
Nerd that isn't a total prick: Well, you can go LIVE LONG AND SUCK IT!!
Nerd that isn't a total prick: Well, you can go LIVE LONG AND SUCK IT!!
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Their nicknames include The Hennessy Brothers, The Crunk Brothers, The Reebok Brothers, The Heineken Brothers, The Heavy Chevy Brothers, The SI (Sports Illustrated) Brothers, and recently The ESPN2 Brothers. They are the "Low Country's Finest"; hailing from Moncks Corner, South Carolina. The show is produced by Shaggy, a.k.a, "Samson the Pusher" (for his apparent resemblance to a stoner)a.k.a The White guy behind the glass, a.k.a The Blame Shifter, a.k.a,The Credit taker, and entertainment news is provided by the lovely Ms. Mary The Sports Diva.
In October 2005, after months of negotiations, the Stews announced a deal with Radio One and Reach Media to nationally syndicate their show. Currently, the Stews can be heard in over 20 cities including Denver, Boston, Detroit, Miami, and St. Louis.
Their nicknames include The Hennessy Brothers, The Crunk Brothers, The Reebok Brothers, The Heineken Brothers, The Heavy Chevy Brothers, The SI (Sports Illustrated) Brothers, and recently The ESPN2 Brothers. They are the "Low Country's Finest"; hailing from Moncks Corner, South Carolina. The show is produced by Shaggy, a.k.a, "Samson the Pusher" (for his apparent resemblance to a stoner)a.k.a The White guy behind the glass, a.k.a The Blame Shifter, a.k.a,The Credit taker, and entertainment news is provided by the lovely Ms. Mary The Sports Diva.
In October 2005, after months of negotiations, the Stews announced a deal with Radio One and Reach Media to nationally syndicate their show. Currently, the Stews can be heard in over 20 cities including Denver, Boston, Detroit, Miami, and St. Louis.
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