window-licker
A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.
Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.
A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.
Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.
God damn, 9/11 wasn't done by the US government stop spreading that shit you fuckin' window-licker, . They did use it, what politician doesn't use everything to advance themselves.
by antivi (anti-villian) August 17, 2020
Get the window-lickermug. by Cereal April 10, 2005
Get the tile lickermug. by razza62 September 29, 2008
Get the whistle lickermug. For someone to act depressed while having tons of money at the same time. Also associated with the inability to control anger or emotions and falling in love too quickly with strangers.
by jakson griff February 1, 2018
Get the Window Lickermug. by allieisawsome January 18, 2009
Get the douche lickermug. The act of obstructing someones path toward their locker numerous times in the duration of the week resulting in the victim replying "im gonna punch you so hard!". be aware this threat is empty. *Be warned* This act usually ends with the perpetrators being maliciously walloped in the shins by the victim. its totally worth it
victim:"Garrett and Jake are locker lickers! theyre doing it to me!"
teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"
Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"
*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*
teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"
Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"
*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*
by Smiley McGee April 6, 2013
Get the locker lickermug. Lesbian says to another lesbian while at a coffee house "I can tell that you're a fantastic lid licker."
by eZillyamuZed April 26, 2011
Get the Lid Lickermug.