Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have
onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on
Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow
porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.