july 5

The day after Independence Day when your either hungover or worn out, the 5th day of july.

Man I'm so tired it must be July 5.

by Lydia Sommers June 21, 2019

July 13th

If you were born on July 13th, u a crazy son of a bitch. U gon end up in jail locked up forever. No one gon help u because u so weird.

Goo goo ga ga was born on July 13th
*calls police*

HELLO? We have a psychopath on the loose

by Skabupooyeah October 27, 2019

julie hamilton

Typically a clever disguise for a Succubus worn so as to not alert her prey to her sinister soul sucking agenda.

Damn bro I used to have a soul but that Julie Hamilton sucked it right out of me

by babydaddy187 October 20, 2013

4th of july

the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure.

dude, my girl gave me a random gift today so i rewarded her with a 4th of july.

by Special Ed January 20, 2005

5th July

national vine day

“what are you for the 5th july?”

“oh i’m dead, like vine” in

by Swaggy sweetcorn November 2, 2019

July 15

National Daniel Sucks at Rocket League Day

“Hey Daniel, you suck at Rocket League”
Daniel: “Hey bro what the heck!!!
“No its cool, it’s July 15”
Daniel: “Oh ok ur good”

by cold corndogs August 27, 2020

Dirty Julie

The one who seems so innocent but actually secretly holds a knife and just appreciating its sharpness until dawn. Insanely SARCASTIC, too. Did I mention she's the Queen of Badasses.

She may be looking like an angel but she's literally the Demon of demons.

Huh? How so?

She's one of those 'Dirty Julie.'

*Dramatically gasps*

by Once A Philosopher October 8, 2020